London Street Credibilty Rules

London Street Credibilty Rules Going to the Capital? You need London Street Cred. Flaunt your labels That’s London Street cred Show your pierced body parts That’s London Street cred. Never wear a ruck-sack That’s London Street cred. Never wear a mac. That’s London street cred. Never take a picnic basket That’s London Street cred. Don’t carry a case That’s London Street cred. Never look at a street map That’s London Street cred Don’t be seen near Whitehall That’s London Street cred. Stick to "the manor" That’s London Street cred. Never go by rail That’s London Street cred. Drive a car whatever the traffic That’s London Street Cred Drive an "open top" in all weathers That’s London Street cred. Has to be a BMW That’s London Street cred. Never wear a seat belt That’s London Street cred. Don’t look tube passengers in the eye That’s London Street cred. Pretend to read a book That’s London Street cred. Never tip a busker That’s London Street cred. Don’t buy "Big Issue" That’s London Street cred. Avoid all beggars That’s London Street cred. Walk fast and look down That’s London Street cred. Wooden Floors not carpets That’s London Street cred. Garden tents must match neighbours That’s London Street cred. Jacuzzi in the garden That’s London Street cred Never have a fixed plan That’s London Street cred. Watch the "pirate" not the film That’s London Street cred. Avoid the museum That’s London Street cred. Check your store’s carrier bag That’s London Street cred. Look as though you live there That’s London Street cred. Try and speak "Sarth Larnden" That’s London Street Cred If you want to enjoy the Capital Don’t have Street cred. Dedicated to the inspirational poet Trevor Millum who came to our school this week (see news item) and got us all writing Martin Tibbetts 20 June 2001