The Party Gone Wrong

Our school dance was cancelled
It really wasn’t fair
The teachers don’t really mind
In fact they hardly care

I’ll tell you why it was cancelled
A really pathetic reason
Just because the boiler blew up
And everywhere was freezin’

The idea came to me the very next morning
It practically kicked me from bed.
Rather than having to dance in school
We’ll have it in my house instead

Everything is going to plan now
I’ve got all the food and the drink
Mum and Dad are away for the week
"Right. That’s all!" I think

But it wasn’t all.
I’d forgotten
I’ve got Aunty Jane to trick
She’s coming round to look after me
So I said that "Mum was off sick."

The party was really going great
But then a knock on the door
Aunty Jane was standing there
With flowers and tissues galore

At that moment I could have died
I thought she was going to cry
At that sickly moment
I kissed my bum goodbye!