My favourite poems by Matthew Cooper

Said the General Said the general of the army I think you war is barmy So he threw away his gun Now he’s having much more fun! Spike Milligan Boy Girl Boy Girl Garden gate Standing kissing Very late! Dad comes! Big boots Boy runs Girl scoots! Anon Eating Peas I eat my peas with honey I’ve done it all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife Anon