There was a women called Lynne,
Who committed a very bad sin.
She decided to divorce Garry,
But now wants to re-marry.
Make your mind up old Lynne

There is an old women called Nana Moon,
Good grief she's a bit of a loon!
She lives upstairs in the Queen Vic,
And makes the regulars feel quite sick.
Do you think there's a man in the moon?

There is a young women called Janine,
My god she's so very mean.
She walked Barry up to the top of the cliff,
And pushed him off with a great big biff!
That murdering witch Janine.

There was a bald geezer called Phil,
Who ducked and dived the old bill.
They said "He's a crook"
But he ran out of luck.
He's now on the run is bald Phil.



Year 6