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KON jokes
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What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it? It gave a little wine!
Why are mummies so noisy? Because they’re always coffin!
Who shouldn’t you play cards with in the jungle? Cheaters!
Where’s the best place to dance in California? San fran-disco!
What kind of tea does the Queen drink? Royal-tea
Where do cows go in the evenings? The moo-vies!
What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? "O-lay!"
What did the wooden shoe say "Who’s a clever clog then?"
What happened to the mad vampire? He went batty!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Auntie Auntie who? Auntie tired of all these jokes?! By Emma Spiers 6C |